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RE: slonovi u staklariji

  
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07.03.2011, 16:30

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danery

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ma kakvi,samo mi ponestalo vremena za duži post user posted image user posted image user posted image

evo jedna ljetna da se ugrijemo....bar kojim smiješkom user posted image

ja i mm smo skupa nekih 13 god....naravno da je bilo i kratkih spojeva,pa je meni pukao film zbog koječega (niš prestrašno,op.a.user posted image ),i ja se lijepo pokupila na more sa kumom i njenom sestrom na mjesec dana,a mm nek si razmišlja...

i naravno,na moru se našli neki frajeri...kuma upikla slovenca koji je nabadao hrvatski,pa je išao na kopanje bez motike user posted image ,zmija se nije bojao,al kad bi čuo izraz POKAČILI SMO SE skakao je kao oparen,a imao je jako strmoglavog (tvrdoglavog) prijatelja user posted image user posted image user posted image

al ja tu šijem sve kategorije....našla JA frajera a la žak houdek user posted image user posted image user posted image
ma šta našla,ne moš ga zaobić.....mora da sam skinula đozle tu noć,al majke ti,ma toga ni durbinom ne moš promašit user posted image user posted image user posted image
sve super...divno,krasno,frajer spika ingliš i veli da ima babu na kordunu i traži ženu....izem ti,mislim si,još da je koje krdo ovaca pa da čoban tera ovčice,nitko sretniji od mene....

brzo smo se razišli to veče,ipak je lik bio teška kategorija,al eto,dat će on meni adresu pa se pišemo (ahaaaaaaaaaaaaa user posted image )

posudio kemijsku od kelnera i piše.... JERRY....a ja na to user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image
kad je napisao prezime ŠTRKLJA sa svojih 100 + kila na 2 m,ja sam okinula na pod od user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image i nadglasala sve oone silnne zvučnike u disku.....

aaaaaaargh.....to mi usjelo onda,al sad bejb nemrem nadghlasat da sam još tolikaaaaaaaaa ........ pozdrav od nesuđene gđe ŠTRKLJA user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image


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...bejb...our be(a)st.....

....mini gospa....

bogo....priti pliiiiiiiiiz,očuvaj me od baba u životu,od ostalog ću se sama čuvati..... ;)

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07.03.2011, 16:35

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ZVRK

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draga ti si opićenaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 100% i još malo višeuser posted image
barem sa tobom nikada dosadno kada je netko sa tobom.
mogu samo da zamislim jedan godišnji proveden skupa sa tobom
ludilooooooooooooo

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Život ponekad traži od nas više no što mislimo da možemo podnijeti.IPAK,vrijedi se potruditi!
zvrkić došao 17.06.2005.
zvrkica došla 08.12.2010.

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07.03.2011, 17:06

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Da gđa ŠTRKLJAuser posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image

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Roko i Dino user posted image

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07.03.2011, 18:21

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modesty blaise

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fakat si me usrećila danas ovim tvojim štorijama.....trbuh me boli lujko jedna!!!user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image

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Sebastian, 01.09.2010

...I believe in pink... I believe in being strong when everything seems to be wrong...I believe in kissing, kissing a lot...I believe that tomorrow is another day...and...I believe in miracles...

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07.03.2011, 18:26

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"Ljubav je slijepa i zbog toga joj je tako izoštreno čulo dodira."

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07.03.2011, 20:31

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nemirna mama

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user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image ma bravo za nesuđenu gđu. ŠTRKLJUuser posted image user posted image

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Zivot je kao procitan roman samo razlika je u tome sto se u romanu mozes vratiti na ljepse strane a u zivotu nikada na ljepse dane!!!!

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27.03.2011, 22:19

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Ally

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Čekam nastavak!user posted image

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29.03.2011, 21:42

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nemirna mama

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i ja isto čekam user posted image  pa nikako da dočekam....valljda joj je ponestalo materijala user posted image

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Zivot je kao procitan roman samo razlika je u tome sto se u romanu mozes vratiti na ljepse strane a u zivotu nikada na ljepse dane!!!!

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31.03.2011, 14:08

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danery

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buahhahhahahaha,al sam se sad nasmijala....vražje babe user posted image user posted image user posted image
dakle,sitjuejšn....idemo ja i bejb kolicima do plodina,a ispred nas neka baba,odokativno 65-70 kuka...baba metar i šumska,nekih 50-ak kilica skup s oblekom....oblekla madam kostimče-suknjuljak,sako,crne najlonke i one babske cokule na plutenu petu i šlepa tašku za sobom...
po hodu mislim si oću'l ju uskoro obić ili pregazit user posted image user posted image
došla baba do neke kapije i stala....ja da ću proći,a baba zvoni,malo pričekala i udri u litanije i striptiz svega i svačega,onak fino po spisku user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image
ja user posted image ,a baba veli zaglavila vrata iako su otključana user posted image user posted image user posted image treba gurnut...
velim ja pa jell trebate pomoć,da ja poguram,a baba meni user posted image user posted image ma neee....sad će ona to...
gledam ja šta će metuzalem,a babix rasprti tašku na zemlju,uhvati i digne kiklju i GRRRRRRUUUU NOGOM U VRATA KAPIJE user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image
kakv kick,hebote,takav davnih dana nisam vidjela,pomislih sa otvorenom ladicom i ispečenim očima user posted image user posted image user posted image
jadan did babin ako ga ima....ak ne sluša,user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image
otvoriše se vraca, a baba mrtvo hladno spusti i pogladi suknju,pokupi tašku i onak gospodski okrene se i veli ETO JA OTVORILA....hvala,doviđenja...

a ja.....user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image i sad se cerim ko luda i mislim si da sam ju baš mogla snimit i stavit na yubitu,bila bi hit user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image


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...bejb...our be(a)st.....

....mini gospa....

bogo....priti pliiiiiiiiiz,očuvaj me od baba u životu,od ostalog ću se sama čuvati..... ;)

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31.03.2011, 14:09

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A bakica legenda user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image

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Roko i Dino user posted image

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31.03.2011, 14:13

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nemirna mama

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user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image  user posted image user posted image user posted image za bakicu

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Zivot je kao procitan roman samo razlika je u tome sto se u romanu mozes vratiti na ljepse strane a u zivotu nikada na ljepse dane!!!!

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31.03.2011, 14:14

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mariola

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user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image  gleda ona američke filmove pa je naučila kako se provaljuju vratauser posted image

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Sretna i ponosna :)
Toni i Laura
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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26.06.2011, 16:47

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danery

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ojme meni,ne znam jel se  user posted image user posted image user posted image ili user posted image user posted image user posted image
danas se ja idem igrat sa bejb i da ću sjest na pod i sjednem na neki glupi plastični trokut....
ma kud baš na trokut user posted image user posted image ,zabio mi se drito u vrh trtične kosti da sam user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image vidjela i brojala,a suze su mi ko u japanskim crtićima frcale....
došao mm sa pije,a ja sjedim ko panj i kvocam,ni gore ni dolje ne ide...
a je mi se nasmijao,odmah se sjetio one rugalice tašun tašun tanana,pala baba s tavana,pala preko klupe i razbila duuuupeeeee user posted image user posted image
i eto sad ja kvocam nekako,ni sama ne znam kako,na tom svom nabijenom turu i brojim zvijezde za svaki pokret....ajme sreće user posted image user posted image


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...bejb...our be(a)st.....

....mini gospa....

bogo....priti pliiiiiiiiiz,očuvaj me od baba u životu,od ostalog ću se sama čuvati..... ;)

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26.06.2011, 17:04

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ZVRK

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tetice samo ću ti se user posted image user posted image user posted image ali suosječam sa tvojom boli

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Život ponekad traži od nas više no što mislimo da možemo podnijeti.IPAK,vrijedi se potruditi!
zvrkić došao 17.06.2005.
zvrkica došla 08.12.2010.

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26.06.2011, 17:25

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user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image odavno nisi svracala u staklariju user posted image

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ANDREJ 02.01.2010.
VIKTOR 24.09.2011.
mamine srece najveceeeeeee!!!!

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26.06.2011, 18:33

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"Ljubav je slijepa i zbog toga joj je tako izoštreno čulo dodira."

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26.06.2011, 19:42

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Jooj uzivam na ovoj temi user posted image user posted image user posted image
danery user posted image user posted image user posted image

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...Osobe koje vas mrze su samo zbunjeni ljudi koji nemogu da razumiju zasto vas svi ostali vole ;)))).....

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26.06.2011, 21:07

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naletušice user posted image user posted image user posted image

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Roko i Dino user posted image

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27.06.2011, 08:34

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BUMBI

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DINO I LUKA-mamine najveće sreće!!!!!
Stigla i princeza ANA!!!

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30.06.2011, 22:47

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nemirna mama

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Zivot je kao procitan roman samo razlika je u tome sto se u romanu mozes vratiti na ljepse strane a u zivotu nikada na ljepse dane!!!!

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05.07.2011, 20:42

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danery

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dada,gle ti vas,sprd vas bilo user posted image user posted image user posted image mojem bolnom turu se našle user posted image user posted image user posted image

nego kad smo već kod toga....mislila sam da ću krepat od smijeha neki dan...
došla moja šogi dolje kod svekrve sva izgrebana i iščohana,dobila neki osip user posted image bila kod dr i dobila neke tablete...
i sad čita ona tako onu čitabu iz kutijice,čita,i kaže AHA user posted image MA ZNALA SAM JA....GLE KOLIKO IMA NABROJANIH NEUSPOJAVA user posted image user posted image
a ja i sveki na pod i ahhahhahahahahhahahahauser posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image
veli mudra sova šta se smijemo,uopće nije smiječno,i nabraja proljev,drhtanje,povraćanje....a nas 2 još luđe user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image
a kad je izvalila HEMOROIDI....nas 2 smo plakale od smijeha,a sveki izvadila tobož jastuk za hemoše....mala se uvrijedila i zdimila van kad je vidjela jastuk... (sveki izvadila onaj jastuk što se na putovanja nosi i napuše,pa oko vrata staviš kad spavaš...user posted image user posted image user posted image )
eto male za 2 dana,našla jastuk,napuhala i popela se na njega,pa se guzi i koki.,pada s fotelje i grebenja natrag na jacu...ulazi sveki i gleda user posted image user posted image user posted image A ŠTO TI TO RADIŠ??
veli mala HM,PA ZAR NE BI TAJ JASTUK TREBAO BITI UDOBNIJI ZA NEKOGA TKO HEMOROIDE IMA user posted image user posted image
kad joj je teta pokazala kud i čemu taj jastuk ZAPRAVO služi.....malo reći da smo se pokomirale od smijeha user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image


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...bejb...our be(a)st.....

....mini gospa....

bogo....priti pliiiiiiiiiz,očuvaj me od baba u životu,od ostalog ću se sama čuvati..... ;)

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05.07.2011, 20:48

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mariola

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user posted image user posted image user posted image  mogle ste ženskoj odmah pomoć a ne ju zezatuser posted image

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Sretna i ponosna :)
Toni i Laura
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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06.07.2011, 01:49

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lilia

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Lude ste skroz...user posted image

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Drekavac Mihael stigao 11.11.2010.

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06.07.2011, 06:32

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Puli

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mamin najljepši Cvijet stigao je 6.1.2008.

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11.07.2011, 21:46

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danery

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danas sam zbuxala sve silne bočice,dudlixe,cucle i ostalu dodatnu opremu koju ne koristim više za bejb i našla izdajalicu....iliti muzilicu,kak je kod nas dobila počasni naziv...user posted image user posted image
i sjetih se susjede koja je rodila malo iza mene carskim rezom,pa je bila frka oko sisanja,+ još veća jer je rodila mjesec dana ranije....
eeeeeee,tu uskače u pomoć mm user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image
nazvala susjeda i pita imam li slučajno muzilicu i mogu li joj posuditi....kako ne,sterilizirala ja i spakovala,pa poslala mm sa paketićem na ginu....10 sati navečer....
pustili ga unutra pod pretpostavkom da je NJEN muž user posted image user posted image user posted image
ušao on sav bitan sa muzilicom i veli evo,tako i tako....žena nikad tu napravu vidjela nije,a kamoli koristila,i onak šokirana i komirana od poroda sva ostala user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image
a moj junak,drž-ne daj,nit više nit manje,dade se u instrukcije po principu direktne demonstracije user posted image user posted image
razdrljio bratec martin košulju,natakao muzilicu na dlakavu sisuljku i navalio objašnjavati i pumpati sam sebe user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image
drugi dan zove žena i veli JOJ SUPER,BAŠ VAM HVALA,SVE MI JE TM OBJASNIO I POKAZAO user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image
nisam ja znala da je on to na sebi izveo,ja mislila skužila ona iz usmene predaje....kad mi je kasnije ispričala o striptizu tamo u šok sobi,krepavale smo od smijeha,a zaključak je bio da je ona još i dobro prošla....mogao je nju striptizirati,pa na njoj direktno isprobati user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image


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...bejb...our be(a)st.....

....mini gospa....

bogo....priti pliiiiiiiiiz,očuvaj me od baba u životu,od ostalog ću se sama čuvati..... ;)