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29.11.2011, 23:04

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ahahahaha....zakon!!!!!
bravo za plavojku....ko zna zna...a ti se Danery vataj pisanja štiva...lijepo bi mogla zarađivat u ova krizna vremenauser posted image user posted image

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...I believe in pink... I believe in being strong when everything seems to be wrong...I believe in kissing, kissing a lot...I believe that tomorrow is another day...and...I believe in miracles...

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29.11.2011, 23:18

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Moje dvi srećice
Lea 10.12.2008.
Rina 17.12.2010.

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30.11.2011, 17:22

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Mogu da zamislim kako je to izgledalo hahahahahah

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30.11.2011, 19:14

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"Ljubav je slijepa i zbog toga joj je tako izoštreno čulo dodira."

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30.11.2011, 20:47

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IZVORNA PORUKA: drugasrecica

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DINO I LUKA-mamine najveće sreće!!!!!
Stigla i princeza ANA!!!

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27.12.2011, 19:25

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i tako....meri meri evribadi user posted image user posted image
i ove godine sam baš pomislila da će božić proći malo bolje.....kupili bor sa tu mač grančica za razliku od pošlogodišnjih odabira mm-a (a bili su takvi da je i kakav stari kišobran očupanog platna imao više žica i krpica nego ti borovi grančica user posted image user posted image user posted image o iglicama se može reći da su bili dodatna oprema user posted image user posted image )
i iako smo hodočastili na hitnu i pedijatriju,a bejbov tur zasvijetlio kao rudolfov nos,nije to bio vrhunac....
mm doduše nije strmopizdio bor sa komode,al je zato odvalio krilo prozora kad je zračio haus user posted image user posted image user posted image
btw,jesam ga pofalila da je gos''n muž STOLAR po struci user posted image user posted image user posted image
dakle....bejb kmeknula u gluho doba noći,servisirali ju,i sjela ja s njom na ljulj mašinu da ju umirim i velim bejbu jr-u nek otvori windowse jer je pomalo vruće gore....a on onak drempvan hapio ručku iz ''36. (stvarno je plindrao babske kuće i pendžere po selima nebi''l nam stančić što više ličio na štalicu user posted image user posted image ),zašekretio i povukao ko sivonja....izluftalo se brzinski,počeo puhati vjetrić,pa velim ja da zatvori....
a on,kako je bubnuo onak pospan krilom,tako iskočio gornji dio prozora sa klina i ostao visiti ko čardak ni na nebu ni na zemlji....
ja ono user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image ,a majstor instant probuđen razjapio usta i šokiran prizorom prozora user posted image user posted image ,uhvatio se vražje ručke i šarafa li ga šarafa,nabija,gura prozor....skoro je van izletio user posted image user posted image user posted image
reko'' TOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROZA user posted image user posted image user posted image ,samo ti mo''š takvo što izvest....
prošlo 5 min,a on se sav preznojio u montaži,ja i bejb se smrzle ko pingvini na direktnom udaru vjetra....sreća pa je ipak nekako ostao zatvoren pendžer,pa se danas obilazi u širokom luku....
a ja nagodinu planiram da montira bejbu pregradni zid user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image

< Poruku je uredio danery -- 27.12.2011 19:26:22 >


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...bejb...our be(a)st.....

....mini gospa....

bogo....priti pliiiiiiiiiz,očuvaj me od baba u životu,od ostalog ću se sama čuvati..... ;)

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27.12.2011, 20:53

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DINO I LUKA-mamine najveće sreće!!!!!
Stigla i princeza ANA!!!

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27.12.2011, 21:43

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ANDREJ 02.01.2010.
VIKTOR 24.09.2011.
mamine srece najveceeeeeee!!!!

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27.01.2012, 20:36

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vozimo se jučer mm i ja,i on počeo "pjevati" (tulio i zavijao kao tuljan na samrti user posted image user posted image )....
slušam ja koliko sam mogla,i na kraju sva user posted image user posted image user posted image zamolim da šuti,jer em miješa riječi,em je muzikalan ko motika bez držala user posted image user posted image
on sav uvrijeđen i povrijeđen frknuo nosom i pouči me mudro user posted image user posted image BAH,MA TI POJMA NEMAŠ,ŽENO....JA SAM TI ČISTI,KVALITETNI REMINGTON MEĐU MUŠKIM GLASOVIMA user posted image REKAO MENI KUMZNAŠ DA JE ON PROFESOR GLAZBE user posted image ,zaključi ponosno mudri sovac,a ja u smijeh i kopitanje po autu....
baš remington,pitam ja,a on se ISPRAVLJA:JOJ,ZABUNIO SAM SE.....KAKO SE TO ONO KAŽE.... BADMINTON!!!!
ja gotova,udavi se od smijeha,a on:MA ŠTA SE SAD KLEBARIŠ???EEEEE SI LUDA....
nastavljam ja iz kad je on tako lijepo počeo,pa dopunio:MA TI MISLIŠ NA BALATON...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,totoooooooooo.....user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image sav rascvjetan zaklima moj pjevač i opet nastavi kvakati i kokodakati sam sebi.....

bah....samo da bejb ne bude muzikalna na njega,pitaj boga koji će ona glas pjevati....alter ego ili mesni sopran,po tatinoj definiciji user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image


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...bejb...our be(a)st.....

....mini gospa....

bogo....priti pliiiiiiiiiz,očuvaj me od baba u životu,od ostalog ću se sama čuvati..... ;)

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27.01.2012, 21:16

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"Ljubav je slijepa i zbog toga joj je tako izoštreno čulo dodira."

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27.01.2012, 23:44

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moj quatro
Josip 20.04.2002. 3350gr 50cm
Viktorija 24.07.2003. 3330gr 50cm
Andrej 27.01.2011.3500gr 52cm
Fran 17.02.2015.3200gr 50cm

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28.01.2012, 20:37

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DINO I LUKA-mamine najveće sreće!!!!!
Stigla i princeza ANA!!!

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19.05.2012, 09:38

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aajme dugo nisam bila tu,al sam se jučer polomila od smijeha,al se i danas kesim na isto...user posted image user posted image

dakle....pročitah sinoć ovaj vic:

baba i deda (80 godina) odlučiše se posexati.....deda se natankao raznih čajeva,popio par viagri,al niš se ne diže....baba već nervozna veli MA DAAAAAJ VIŠE.....PRIVEŽI UZ NJEGA 2 GRANČICE I NAVALI user posted image

deda tako napravi,zaskoči babu i odradi posao....
nakon toga pričaju babini jajnici o preživljenom:DAKLE SVAŠTA SMO U OVIH 80 GODINA I VIDJELI I DOŽIVJELI....I VELIKE I MALE,I DUGE,KRATKE,TANKE,DEBELE I SVAKAKVE.....AL JOŠ OVAKVOG DA NA NOSILIMA UĐE NISMO user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image

eeeeeeee,sad....ispričam ja mm-u viic,opalimo se kliberit u ponoć ko ludi,i onda on nastavi sa filozofijom:

ČEK MALO.....PA JEL ŽENI JAJNICI KAD EVOLUIRA (misli valjda na ovulacijuuser posted image ,pomislim ja) NE OTPADNU? user posted image

ja u smijeh,kažem misliš ovulaciju,kad ovuliraju? NEEEEE,kaže mudrac,MA ONO,KAD ŽENA PRIJEĐE 50 BANKI....
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i jutros ja sveki ispričam taj vic i sinkov joj komentar,a ona još mudrije zaključi:

PFFFFFFFFF,KOJA NEZNALICA.....PA U MENOPAUZI SE JAJNICI OSUŠE user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image

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19.05.2012, 09:54

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Sretna i ponosna :)
Toni i Laura
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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19.05.2012, 13:41

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ajme majko!!!!user posted image user posted image

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Moja dva anđela......
Luka i Eni - 02.01.2011.

Čuda se događaju...

I moje malo čudo je tu - 10.12.2011. Dora

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19.05.2012, 15:39

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ELISABETH

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Ivona, 17.06.2009.

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.
Angela Schwindt

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19.05.2012, 16:24

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19.05.2012, 20:17

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DINO I LUKA-mamine najveće sreće!!!!!
Stigla i princeza ANA!!!

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19.05.2012, 23:08

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Matija 28.09.1994.
Ivona 12.06.1999.
Lana 22.08.2010.

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19.05.2012, 23:23

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moj quatro
Josip 20.04.2002. 3350gr 50cm
Viktorija 24.07.2003. 3330gr 50cm
Andrej 27.01.2011.3500gr 52cm
Fran 17.02.2015.3200gr 50cm

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08.06.2012, 18:10

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ajme lude žene user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image

ovo je kao moja kad je moj tata imao infarkt i kaže ona meni to ti se srce osuši i otpadne i to je to, tak oje bilo i njenoj svekrvi poslje infarkta, poživila je još 30 godina sa pola srca jer joj se pola osušilo i otpalo user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image

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Zivot je kao procitan roman samo razlika je u tome sto se u romanu mozes vratiti na ljepse strane a u zivotu nikada na ljepse dane!!!!

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08.06.2012, 21:18

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"Biti majka puno radno vrijeme jedan je od najbolje plaćenih poslova. Uzevši u obzir da je plaća čista ljubav"

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15.06.2012, 21:42

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ehej,sjećate li se vi one moje svestrane baksterice?one sa uggsicama i inim inovacijama?

eeeeeeee,jes user posted image .....sad je bakutaner ponosni vlasnik ganc novog izuma,samo treba patentirat i zaštitit....user posted image

dakleeee.....bili prošli vikend kod nje,bejb čuvala pradjeda user posted image ,a baka se rastrčala praviti palačinke.....prvo je rastjerala četu kokoša nebil'' friška jaja dohvatila,smutila smjese za poštenu četu i izvadila tavu veliku ko tanjurača....

i tu kreće borba sa paljenjem vatrice.....pošto je did sabotirao obje holc pećice (LJETO JE IPAK,JELTE)user posted image ,baka se dala u modernizam i počela paluckat plin.....te upaljačem-upali ga,pusti plin i onda baca fajerCojg sa metar-2 na šparet ko pero bombaš kašikaru na švabe ''43.user posted image user posted image

kad desant na drvar nije dao rezultata,počela baka bacati šibice sa istom namjerom,al opet nikakve vajde user posted image

kažem ja pa daj ja ću ti upalit plin,podavit ćeš nas dok ti upališ,a ak upališ s toliko ispuštenog gasa,ne gine nam plinska komora user posted image user posted image user posted image

al njet! ni čut bakster da se ja balava umiješam u godinama sticanu praksu u kičenu user posted image ....sa''će ona upalit svojim tajnim oružjem....user posted image

gledam ja user posted image što će sad iskopat pobogu,kakav kremen??možda 2 štapa,pa trljat ko krapinski čovječuljci (nije tooliko starta,al opet,njena generacija je svašta znala user posted image )....

kad baba sva ponosna došlepa 2 metra dugačak kabel,a na kraju mu neki šoker sa fest jakom iskrom elektriciteta....

ja zinula,a baka sva bitna-EEEE,S OVIM ĆE SE ODMAH UPALIT user posted image user posted image

i bome upali se plin ko dlanom o dlan,a ja pobliže tutnem nos u tu paklenu napravu....i skužim da je bakster nemilosrdno očerupal neki stari figaro iz ''78.,ptvorila ona fino do grijača,uštekala u stuju i pod onih 22o volti gari po šporetu user posted image user posted image

ja u nevjerici već vidim černobilsku katastrofu i gljivurdu iz brodske posavine,pa kažem aaaajme bako,pa ubit ćeš se s tim....

bah,puhne izumiteljica uvrijeđeno user posted image ....makaršta....neće grom u koprive....

hebate,sreća pa nije svirao onaj didov tranzistor,možda bi izazvao dodatno zagrijavanje,pa bi svi skup sa tanjuračom i palačinkama odletjeli uz taktove BLAZE OF GLORY user posted image user posted image user posted image

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...bejb...our be(a)st.....

....mini gospa....

bogo....priti pliiiiiiiiiz,očuvaj me od baba u životu,od ostalog ću se sama čuvati..... ;)

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15.06.2012, 21:58

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brodska posavina? to ti je kod nas uobičajenouser posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image


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16.06.2012, 10:52

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